GehTeOh's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Beck Gets Bitches!!!!]

Bro I got 100 bitches for the Slave Trade this shit bust'n it down

Taka responds:

What wasn't I invited?

[Soda Master]

It's pretty bland and boring but at least it functions.
Could probably use some better assets in terms of visuals and audio, mess with the gui, mix up gameplay and make it so that the enemies don't spawn on top of you and there you go, a decent browser game.

VenxGrounds responds:

thanks for your review!

[Death vs. Monstars]

I remembered playing this when I was a kid in middleschool on Sharkpie I believe and it was one of my favorites, here I am as an adult pissing on Newgrounds and I still hold this pretty high after playing it for a bit. Probably nostalgia or something, but I still fucking like it.

[There's A Little Beauty in Anybody (DEMO)]

I like the concept, being the guy to hire a mascot, even got spice in the form of characters reacting to not getting the job, but then that gets fugged into 3 by it being slow as hell, and also the game froze after I declined the ginger kid... what could happen is some refinement to it, like dig deep and flesh out the concept and interractions a little to get some of that good shit.

[Neon Rhythm]

Holy shit, music, art, characters, pretty good, own aesthetic which matches, bouncing back with the controls which can be iffy but still fun, shit's good

[Cat Burglar & The Magic Museum]

Kinda repetitive with no mixups gameplay wise, plus the stock music kinda feels like ass but not the good kind of ass.

[Throw Rocks At Shit GOTY Edition]

Shit rocks

[Disc Us]

Fuck I accidentally clicked the rating thing... uh... amonga bunga.... eh?

[Mina Miner: Dig Deep!]

Feels kinda bland, but it may just be me being a bitch or something. The music sounds like stock music you can get at some royalty free website which doesn't loop well. Gameplay feels bland, even with power ups but then again it's just one of those games that's just glorified ping pong or whatever. Cute and soft artstyle with a cute character, but I find faults with it looking a bit stiff n' shit.
Overall an alright game, but just really bland in a lot of ways, like a British dinner or something.

TeraVex responds:

That’s actually not a half bad idea, maybe I’ll add this to a licensing company for royalty free shit 🤔